Jokes aside, get your hands out of your pants. You sicko.
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Posted in Set Review, srs, Strategy
Tagged Child Pornography, Fate, Fate Kaleid, Porn, Prisma Ilya, Schwarz, Set Review, TCG, We're Watching You, Weiss, Weiss Schwarz, WS
I feel like watching Milky Holmes might be a worthwhile investment if I keep up with WS releases. 0/0 Elly is actually that borked.
Posted in Set Review, srs, tears
Tagged Deckbuilding, Milky Holmes, Milky Holmes Strikes Back, Schwarz, Set Review, Tantei Opera Milky Holmes, TCG, Weiss, Weiss Schwarz, WS
I know I said I wasn’t much for the English format, but this kind of bridges between both formats, and it’s topical clickbait, so why not? Written by not me, but by celednb.
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Tagged Deckbuilding, Fate Stay Night, Schwarz, Set Review, TCG, Unlimited Blade Works, Weiss, Weiss Schwarz, WS
(Editor’s note: swearing ahead. I knew this was a bad idea.) Continue reading
Posted in Ramblings, srs, Strategy
Tagged Arbitrary, Bollocks, Schwarz, Sinon's Ass, TCG, Tears, Tiers, Weiss, Weiss Schwarz
This time we’re joined by 2015 US National Champion thenightsshadow, who runs his own blog . You might notice his header is labelled as best girl, when it is in fact some mediocre imouto voiced by everybody’s favourite shrinking violet bit role. Always bothered me, had to get it off my chest.
Anyway, set reviews. Breakdown of the rating system . Pornography below.
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Tagged Porn, Schwarz, Set Review, TCG, To-Love-Ru, Weiss, Weiss Schwarz, WS
We’re somehow big enough to get article submissions. This is an insightful article on attack order, by MrPattywagon, which I have edited somewhat liberally.
This article contains sections on ordering your attacks for information (both denying info to your opponent and fishing it out for yourself), one section about board-state sensitive attack order that you can skip if you know what you’re doing or play Old Man, and a two-part discussion on how attack order matters in dealing damage (preview: it doesn’t) (sometimes) (at least not in the way some of you think it matters). There are limits to the number of words a reasonable person can tolerate in a blog post about an anime card game – scope-creep scales linearly with boredom and tedium – but I hope the examples and explanations that survived the writing process will do something for you.
A scenario before we get into the article proper. (You can CTRL-F or CMD-F for “attack order does not matter” if you’re here to read the section on dealing damage.)
Green Railgun opponent is at 0-3 with two characters on the field and you commit yourself to killing both of them: an<a href=”http://www.heartofthecards.com/code/cardlist important source.html?card=WS_RG/W13-029″> on-reverse drop-search and a best girl oversize. When you defeat the drop-search character, your opponent will search for the card he thinks he needs. He’ll take the damage, his searcher will be reversed and primed, and he’ll go find something. But the opponent might not yet know what he wants to grab with the drop-search: he’s sensitive to his clock and how close he is to level 1.
Let’s explore some damage scenarios and how that affects his search target. Then we’ll talk about why attack order matters here. Continue reading
They both have Weiss sets!
Love Live’s EB has only one video covering the cards in the set, while Monogatari is split into three videos. Read more about our totally rad rating system here. We’ve started putting translations on our videos, and all credit to HotC for them. Continue reading
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Tagged Bakemonogatari, Crabs, Kaiki, Love Live, Monogatari, Nisemonogatari, School Idol Movie, Schwarz, Set Review, Weiss, Weiss Schwarz
Since that last post stirred more sleeping lions than I expected, I feel it’s only right if I responded to some of them in a timely fashion. These are some of the choice pickings from various forums that have been brought to my attention. Everything will remain at least somewhat anonymous, even if I address anyone specifically. Continue reading